The Rage Index
Knowledge is power.
At least that's what I've heard. It's a hypothesis at best at this point, lacking any hard data to back it up. But if you say something enough, people tend to believe it. So, hey, fuck it. Knowledge is power. With that in mind, I need your help.
We're gonna get interactive in the name of knowledge and learning. Our lofty goal here is to harness your collective genius for the common good. What follows are ten phrases that describe a group of people getting together to enjoy each other's company. Each phrase is used in popular parlance to describe the same thing, but do so with varying degrees of, how should i put this...intensity.
They are:
Rage
Get Awesome
Chill
Get Wasted
Hang Out
Get Fucked Out of Your Minds
Kick It
Get Really Real
Some Next Level Shit
Get O.O.C. (Out of Control)
Please rank the intensity of these phrases from 1 to 10 (1 being the calmest, 10 being the most nutso) by either a) commenting on this blog shit or b) emailing me at this shit.
The results of your collective thoughts will be combined to create a Rage Index. This will be scientifically significant for two reasons: a) we can finally put to rest all those years of contentious academic debate between the Rage Studies Departments of Harvard and Yale and b) it will give me good, hard data for some revolutionary party-planning logarithims I'm preparing (to be discussed in future blogs).
The future is now. Your help is needed. Knowledge is power.
Or whatever.
posted by waffallen @ 6:21 PM
12 comments
12 Comments:
1. Chill
2. Kick It
3. Hang Out
4. Get Wasted
5. Get Awesome
6. Get Really Real
7. Rage
8. Get O.O.C. (Out of Control)
9. Some Next Level Shit
10. Get Fucked Out of Your Minds
Good Blogging Homie, I'm Anxious to see the results. Asshole.
1.Hang Out
2.Chill
3.Kick it
4.Get Wasted
5.Get OCC
6.Get Awesome
7.Get Really Real
8.Rage
9.Some Next Level Shit
10.Get Fucked Out of Your Minds
BTW, it was cool to Kick It with you last night.
1.Kick it
2.Hang Out-with your dang out
3.Chillaxin
4.Get Wasted
5.Get Awesome(d)
6.Get Really (T)real
7.Get Double O C'd
8.Some Next Level Shit
9.Get Fucked Out of Your Minds
10.Vision Quest
-Here is a more correct list of Ragisms
Waff? You forgot vision quest? I am concerned for you at this point. Please feel better soon.
2.5. Jam out with your clam out.
what about vision quest and bank tellerism as new categories? I like Tubb's list, sorry waff.
hmm...your concerns regarding vision quests are heard and validated. i will have to work something special into the final coefficientz
here's more listisms
1. weed
2. finna git lifted
3. john blazin'
4. redding the whites
5. snoop doggin'
6. getting stoned
7. blaze the lord
8. hellafied bongloads
9. massive toke-a-lokes
10. vision quest
69 bra
those are all related to weed, which is a specific *kind* of party. trying to keep this universal, son
i realized that my friend. but exclusion is the express train to party boner kill.
i didn't make a heroin list. cuz we all know that heroin is wack. but could snoop, b-real, and bob marley all be wrong. they r party masterz.
btw-i heard the new jay z single is... dope.
are you trying to imply that layne staley from alice in chains couldn't rage? blaspheme.
List #1
1.Chill
2.Hang out
3.Kick it
4.Get Wasted
5.Get OCC
6.Get Awesome
7.Get Really Real
8.Rage
9.Some Next Level Shit
10.Get Fucked Out of Your Minds
List #2
1.television
2.MPR
3.www.icutmyselftofeelalive.net
4.Whippits
5.Get Awesome
6.Mad Rad
7.Super Mario World
8.Heroin
9.Vomitorium (alcohol, salad bar, amphetamines, and a unisex vomit pit )
10.Zen
Through here?
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